Well if I had money
I tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two
Crazy about a Mercury
Lord I'm crazy about a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
Well the girl I love
I stole her from a friend
He got lucky, stole her back again
She heard he had a Mercury
Lord she's crazy about a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
Well hey now mama
You look so fine
Riding round in your Mercury '49
Crazy about a Mercury
Lord I'm crazy about a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
Well my baby went out
She didn't stay long
Bought herself a Mercury, come a cruising home
She's crazy about a Mercury
Yeah she's crazy about a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
Well if I had money
I tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy me a Mercury or two
Crazy about a Mercury
Lord I'm crazy about a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
Yeah I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road