I was invited to a party
Cause I was new in town
I drank up all of their whiskey
I started chasing some woman around
They threw me out of the back door
My head, my hands got cut
Those people, they think I'm a squirrel
But I'm a hillbilly nut
I took my girl to a dance
The band was playing rocking soul
I asked them if they'd play me a slow one
So me and my girl could get close
I wanted a song off the jukebox
They act like it never was cut
Those people, they think I'm a squirrel
But I'm a hillbilly nut
Today I got a letter from my sister
She's asking me when I'll be coming home
My mother has said "Settle down boy, oh boy
Cause you come to no good living alone"
Today I found a bar gone country
And I'm glad cause the door's never shut
Back home, they think I'm a squirrel
But I'm a hillbilly nut
You know I'm a hillbilly nut