Christmas in jail
Christmas in jail
I had a little too much to drink
I ain't got no bail
Can't make no bail
And I'm spending New Year's Eve in the clink
I was in the wrong lane
Feeling no pain
Zoomed my car to seventy-five
Ran right into
You can guess who
And they say I'm lucky to be alive
Merry Christmas
Happy New Year
They're singing down the street
While everybody's having Christmas turkey
They bring me bread and water to eat
Christmas in jail
Christmas in jail
I wore my shoes out walking the floor
Got rocks in my head
I wish I was dead
Ain't gonna drink and drive no more
Merry Christmas
Happy New Year
They're singing down the street
While everybody's having Christmas turkey
They bring me bread and water to eat
Christmas in jail
Christmas in jail
I wore my shoes out walking the floor
Got rocks in my head
I wish I was dead
Ain't gonna drink and drive no more
Ain't gonna drink and drive no more
Ain't gonna drink and drive no more