You're my sugar
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
Now you are my one and only
The only one I've kissed
That price book in your pocket
Honey ain't a grocery list
Well I took you to a nightclub
Just to have a bang up time
Well I would up washing dishes
Cause you didn't have a dime
Uh oh
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
Listen
I bought you fancy collars
Right from that catalog
Yeah but now I can't quit barking
Cause the collars are for a dog
Well then how about them neckties
Did you like those ties I bought
I did but how come you tied the neckties honey
Just like a hangman's knot
Oh, I did not
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
No, you're my sugar
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
That diamond ring I bought you
Honey it was nothing but the best
But you only paid a dollar down
And I had to pay the rest
Then what happened to that fur coat
That I bought the other day
Well that new fur coat you bought me
Just got up and walked away
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
No, you're my sugar
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
I knitted you some golf socks
With fancy heels and toes
I guess you'd call them golf socks
Cause they both had eighteen holes
Hey
I promised you a pony
You did
And I promised you a yacht
Aw, but a saddle and a paddle
Is all I ever got
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
No, you're my sugar
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
Now listen, I'm getting tired of fighting
So am I
Been at it most my life
Well the way we always get along
We should be man and wife
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
And I am sweet on you
I love you sugar
Oh, I love you too sugar