Bobby Bare
"Bathroom Tissue Paper Letter" lyrics

Bathroom Tissue Paper Letter

I drive all day at hauling freight
Until I get my fill
And after five I'm always found
At Dottie's Bar and Grill
I talked with all the local crowd
A couple hours more
Then head for home where she is always
Waiting at the door

But when I got home this evening
About a half past ten
And found she wasn't waiting
So I let myself on in
I headed for the icebox
To get myself a beer
And found that little note
That said my baby wasn't there

There was a bathroom tissue paper letter
Hanging on the wall
She said I just can't take no more
And you can have it all
I'm taking what good sense I've got
And leaving you behind
And you can take this letter
And wipe me from your mind

Yeah you can take this letter
And wipe me from your mind