She's a tantalizing stepper
And a mighty handsome dresser
You can hear them neck bones pop
When she walks by
She's a very astute mover
Everything seems to behoove her
And she never for an instant wondered why
Clean across the table
I was totally unable
To tear my eyes away
And watch the game
When she slid out of her coat
Lord, it made a big knot in my throat
And I knew right then I'd never be the same
Two mad men don't feel no pain
Or care if it is all in vain
The night was cold and we were hot
Diet pills and dollar pool
Will make a man a fool
Wonder if that other guy
Knew that he was a gonna die
Or if he heard my pool cue slice the air
I tried to call the other day
But my whole family moved away
Guess I'm lucky not to get the chair
Two mad men don't feel no pain
Or care if it is all in vain
The night was cold and we were hot
Diet pills and dollar pool
Will make a man a fool