Well, hello everybody
I've come to say
I didn't come to stay
I just come to play
So lock all the doors
And open up the wine
Tell all the pretty ladies
To get in line
Cause I'm drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Gonna let the good times roll
Way across the room I see a fancy fox
I got the key to open up her lock
I slide across the floor like a greasy eel
I say, hey baby, tell me how do you feel
She says, I'm drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Gonna let the good times roll
Drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
I was just about to put the cake in the oven
Look over my shoulder there's her big old husband
He was turning blue
He was seeing red
He knocked me down slapped me round
And stomped on my head
Cause he was drunk and crazy
He was drunk and crazy
He was drunk and crazy
Gonna let the good times roll
They got me to the hospital in the nick of time
I had fractured skull and a busted spine
When in come the doctor
He could hardly stand
Got a bottle in his pocket
And a scalpel in his hand
And he was drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Letting the good times roll