Baby I'm sorry
I done you like that
I called you a name
And I gave you a wack
I spit in your eye
And gave your wrist a twist
And if that ain't love what is
In front of your apartment
I waited all night long
To see who you'd come home with
And if he done you wrong
Then I slapped your face
And I stepped on his
And if that ain't love what is
I called up the police
Swore that you stole my car
Showed some naked pictures
Of you down at the bar
Pointed out the part of me
You used to kiss
And if that ain't love what is
If that ain't love
Then a Cadillac ain't a car
And if you'd rather be
With him than me
You're a stupider bitch
Than I think you are
I tore up your clothes
Threw them out in the rain
Flushed your birth control pills
Down the drain
If you don't want mine
You can't have his
And if that ain't love what is
I stared at your picture
Till I went into shock
Sold my guitar
And got my gun out of hock
Took a shot at you babe
But I deliberatly missed
And if that ain't love what is
What is
If that ain't love what is