She falls through the doorway
And rolls down the hall
She bounces off the sofa
Right into the wall
It's easy to see
As she buckles and bends
She's doing qualudes again
Qualudes again
Qualudes again
If you've got aurora
You know for shorra
She's your friend
She's doing qualudes again
She fumbles and stumbles
And falls down the stairs
Makes love to the leg
Of the diningroom chair
She's ready for animals
Women or men
She's doing qualudes again
Qualudes again
Again, again
Qualudes again
And again
And if you've got a lemon
A dog and three women
Then she's your friend
She's doing qualudes again