They say a redneck and a hippie
Should never get married
But we just laughed and done it anyway
For a while life was fine
Cause your life's so different from mine
But now it seems we both
Just ain't got very much to say
Cause I realize
You'll never love Hank Williams
And I don't like the Rolling Stones a bit
And all my friends have short hair
And smoke "Lucky's"
And all your friends have long hair
And smoke shit
So go and roll yourself
Another reefer
And I'll go pour myself
Another beer
And please don't ask me why
We can't give it one more try
Cause I'm too drunk to tell you, babe
And you're too stoned to hear
I like to dress up
And look just like a rich man
And you like wearing jeans
And looking poor
And I like dancing slow
Where the Schlitz and memories flow
And I like to drink my coke
And you like sniffing yours
But I keep pretending
Everything's Jim Dandy
And you keep pretending
Everything's far out
So just pack up your grass
And shake your hippie ass
Right back up north
While I stay here down south
Woah, go and roll yourself
Another reefer
And I'll go pour myself
Another beer
And please don't ask me why
We can't give it one more try
Cause I'm too drunk to tell you, girl
And you're too stoned to hear
Woah, roll yourself
Another one of them reefers
And I'll pour myself
Another one of them beers
And please don't ask me why
We can't give it one more try
Cause I'm too drunk to tell you, babe
And you're too stoned to hear