Did you hear about Stacy Brown
No we didn't but we'd like to
He had every chick in town
No he didn't but he tried to
He got looks
He got class
Do anything to get a little lass
Everybody shouts at him
As he walks his girlies past
They say everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Stacy Brown got two
Do you know the reason for his success
No we don't so tell us
They say that he is double blessed
Not like those fellas
They say that Stacy Brown was born
Just a little bit deformed
That's why his girlfriends
They all wake up
Smiling every morn
Singing everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Stacy Brown got two
Why they're climbing up the wall
Just to get to Stacy
Young ones run and the old ones crawl
He drives us crazy
He got two and that's a fact
But no one knows where the other one's at
On his elbow, on his knee
Or underneath his hat
Ooh, everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Stacy Brown got two
He got two
Yes it's true
Oh, neighbors talking
My girlfriend she's jealous