Who's the greatest singer in the land
You are
Who's the world's most sweetest kindest man
You are
Who's gonna give you some ice-cream
If you sing this thing just right
You are
Oh outside
Now who's the handsomest man in Tennessee
You are
Who's the trunk of this old family tree
You are
And when you kids get old enough to work
Who's gonna live off you
You are
Yeah that's true
You are the world's greatest father
Thank you kids
No matter what you say you're never wrong
You're right
And it's so nice of you to bother
It ain't no bother
To teach us this equal silly song
Now who's the one who watches while you grow
You are
Who's the one who whipes your dirty nose
You are
Who's gonna treat you better
Than any daddy ever did
You are
Oh thank you kids
You are the world's greatest father
No matter what you say you're never wrong
You got there right
And it's so nice of you to bother
It ain't no bother
To teach us this equal silly song
Just keep singing now
Who's the one that buys you all your clothes
You are
Who's the one who let you sing on all his shows
You are
Who's gonna make more money off you
Than any daddy ever did
You are
Thank you kids