I have dreamed about romance a lot
Men like Galahad
And Sir Lancelot
Always did the things I'd like to do
Physically I'm not as durable
But romantically
I'm incurable
And I'd like to do the same for you
Have you got any castles
You want me to build, baby?
Have you got any dragons
You wanna have killed, baby?
I'll get into my seven league boots
I'll get into my bulletproof suits
Get out my revolver that shoots
And rat-a-tat-tat down they'll go
Have you got any mortgages
You wanna have paid, baby?
Have you got any villains
That you wanna have laid to rest?
After all my adventures are through
And I bring home a dragon or two
You can tell all the papers
That I did it because I love you
Have you got some castles
You want me to build, baby?
And maybe you got a few dragons
You'd like to have killed, baby?
I'll get into my ivy league suit
Put on a pair of desert boots
With an ivy league suit
Some desert boots
Okay, boy
You'll never get into westerns that way
Ah you got some mortgages
You'd like to have paid, baby?
Maybe you got some villains
You wanna have laid to rest?
After all my adventures are through
And I bring home a dragon or two
You can tell all the papers
That I did it cause I love you, you