If a man answers your phone
When I call
Oh, there's gonna be some screaming
That ain't all
Cause if I'm here calling you
Then who's the who I'm talking to?
Why any fool
Could see
That for sure
It ain't me
If a man answers your phone
Then honey we're through
Now everything between us
Used to be fine
Till I became a third party
When there ain't no party line
You hear me talking
Gonna hang this phone up now
And dial again
Oh and there better be a soprano
On the other end
Cause if the voice is baritone
When you told me
You'd be home alone
Well, then I'm wasting my time
Not to mention my dime
So, if a man answers your phone
Then honey I'm gone
Now everything between us
Used to be fine
Till I became a third party
When there ain't no party line
You hear me talking
Gonna hang this phone up now
And dial again
Oh and there better be a soprano
On the other end
Cause if the voice is baritone
When you told me
You'd be home alone
Well, I'm wasting my time
Not to mention my dime
So, if a man answers your phone
Then honey I'm gone