Me and Mr. Hohner
Standing on the corner
Not doing nothing to no one
When a squad car stops
And out jump cops
You one of them
If I ever saw one
Wonder what I said
As my face turned red
Up against the wall
Says the tall one
That's a cute mustache
Have you got any hash?
I'd like to make a buy
Says the small one
Now the whole thing's silly
But I'm staring at the billy
Quietly asking myself
Now will he
Use that thing
To make my eardrums ring
It's all a bad dream
And I'm in South Philly
Now tell them, Mr. Hohner
Me and Mr. Hohner
In Yuma, Arizona
Trying to hitch a ride to Denver
Well, out of a toll
Comes the highway patrol
To check up on my gender
Is it her or him
Or maybe Tiny Tim?
Now up against the fence
Says the dense one
You have picked a bad spot
To smoke your pot
What you gonna do
Two against one?
Now the whole thing's silly
But I'm staring at the billy
Quietly asking myself
Now will he
Use that thing
To make my eardrums ring
It's all a bad dream
And I'm in South Philly
Now tell them, Mr. Hohner
Me and Mr. Hohner
Relaxing out at Kona
Hawaiian sun can be groovy
When a pair of MPs
Yell out, freeze
And I think I gotta part in a movie
Hey, I'm talking to you
Tell me what did I do?
You're a draft card burner
Says the thin one
We can tell by your looks
That you read too many books
Of wars
And that's because
You ain't been in one
Now the whole thing's silly
But I'm staring at the billy
Quietly asking myself
Now will he
Use that thing
To make my eardrums ring
It's all a bad dream
And I'm in South Philly
Now tell them, Mr. Hohner