My plain Jane never wear
No lipstick or paint
You know she'll never try
To be what she ain't
Come early in the morning
You can hear the fellow's call
Plain Jane won't you come out tonight
So we can have a ball
Plain Jane won't you come out tonight
Come out tonight
Come out tonight
Plain Jane won't you come out tonight
Spend some time with me
Her mouth's a little too wide
And her nose a wee bit long
And when you take a good look at her
Her shape seems all wrong
But she got this certain something
That's so hard to define
And I wish that certain something
Was mine, all mine, all mine
And old Plain Jane won't you come out tonight
Come out tonight
Come out tonight
Plain Jane won't you come out tonight
Spend some time with me
I used to go with glamour girls
To worship day and night
But Plain Jane has a cotton dress
And it don't fit her right
I could never, never tell you
Why I love her like I do
But if you took her out one fine night
You'd feel the same way I do
Plain Jane won't you come out tonight
Come out tonight
Come out tonight
Plain Jane won't you come out tonight
Spend some time with me
I say, spend some time with me
Woo plain Jane
I love her just the same
Oh plain Jane