They call me love
They call me dear
They kiss off and leave me
For their own career
I got a satellite dish
I'm all alone
With my little goldfish
And Eminem on my headphones
You heard that yet?
You will
Selfish pigs
Put the blame on me
So hacked off
What I came to be
I'm off the tracks
Now I'm all at sea
They like jogging
More than they like me
That's why
I'm evil
Evil number two
Mummy got a boyfriend
Daddy got a girlfriend
Gotta go away at weekends
I tell you what I'll do
Take every pill that I see
You can do what you want to me
I'm only trying to break free
From the evil things you do
Evil
Yeah, I'm evil number two
Then need to have something
Becomes the seed to have anything
The lonely tears have dried up
And the brain cells start to fry
My heart cries out for new things
Turns to anything-will-do things
My left sides like a train crash
Form all the things I tried
I was so scared
I was lonely
I got mixed up
Now I'm only
Evil
Evil number two
Evil
Evil number two
Mum and daddy are on prozac
Said they're happy but they won't be back
I hope they have a heart attack
Of what they done to me
They left me for a wine bar
They left me for the wrong car
I don't know how I got this far
Evil
I'm evil number two
Eminem ain't so far away from this
Mummy got a boyfriend
Daddy got a girlfriend
Gotta go away at weekends
I tell you what I'll do
Take every pill that I see
You can do what you want to me
I'm only trying to break free
From the evil that you do
Evil
Yeah, evil
Evil number two
Evil
Evil number two
Evil
Evil number two
I'm evil
Evil number two
Yeah, evil
Evil number two
Evil
Evil number two
I'm evil
Evil number two
Evil