We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
And we don't take our trips on LSD
And we don't burn our draft cards
Down on Main Street
Cause we like living right
And being free
We don't make a party out of loving
But we like holding hands and pitching woo
And we don't let our hair
Grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do
And I'm proud to be
An Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares
Can have a ball
And we still wave Old Glory
Down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still
The biggest thrill of all
Cowboy boots are still in style
For manly footwear
Beads and Roman sandals
Won't be seen
And football's still
The roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect
The college dean
And I'm proud to be
An Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares
Can have a ball
And we still wave Old Glory
Down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still
The biggest thrill of all
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA