We're that odd couple on our street
Neighbors stare and wonder
We're a man and wife
In love with each other
Today a friend of mine came by
Said, "Let's do the town
I can fix you up
With a cutiest thing around"
He thought I was joking
When I told him patiently
"The only woman that I want
Is waiting at home for me"
We're that odd couple on our street
Neighbors stare and wonder
We're a man and wife
In love with each other
A neighbor on our left
Goes with our neighbor on our right
A man across the street
Goes out almost every night
I've heard a different man each night
Keeps his wife's company
They all think we're square
Cause we're happy as can be
We're that odd couple on our street
Neighbors stare and wonder
We're a man and wife
In love with each other
Yes, we're a man and wife
In love with each other