There's a hundred dollar bill on the table
To get me through the night
I've got a tight blue jean
Honky tonk queen
To hold me tight
And the cowboy bands in mission
Of Texas waltz
It's music to my ears
And a need to hear
To keep me from climbing the wall
Cause tonight I'll be
Honky tonk crazy
Rip roaring wild
One more time
Tonight I'll be
Honky tonk crazy
Let the whiskey
Whisk her out of my mind
Let the whiskey
Whisk her out of my mind
Got all my friends around me
Telling the latest jokes
They can't see
The joke's on me
I'm at the end of my rope
So I step outside and drink one
In the driving rain
But that's all right
If I'm high tonight
Cause she's already drove me insane
And tonight I'll be
Honky tonk crazy
Rip roaring wild
One more time
Tonight I'll be
Honky tonk crazy
Let the whiskey
Whisk her out of my mind
Let the whiskey
Whisk her out of my mind
Whoa, let the whiskey
Whisk her out of my mind