If you got a Cadillac, boy
And a forty room shack, boy
A bucket full of money
And a tree full of honey
But if you're getting no hugging
No smooching or a mugging
If you ain't loving
Then you ain't living
If you're riding on a gravy train
Instead of walking down lover's lane
You can't make hay, boy
Cause you're going the wrong way, boy
You gotta get a little honey
It's better than money
If you ain't loving
Then you ain't living
If they call you a big man
Cause you gotta lotta bottom land
If you're kin to the president
And you help run the government
But if you're getting no attention
You're better off on a pension
If you ain't loving
Then you ain't living
If you got a string of long cars
And you're smoking them four-bit cigars
You ain't so well to do
Unless you get a little coochy coo
It takes a little bit of smacking
All your life's lacking
If you ain't loving
Then you ain't living