Baby, since you left me
There's somebody new
She thinks I'm perfect, I swear
She likes my body
My class and my charm
She says, I've got a confident air
She respects my ambition
Thinks I'm talented too
But she's in love with an image
Time is bound to see through
Oh, you know me better than that
You know the me that gets lazy and fat
How moody I can be
All my insecurities
You've seen me lose all my charm
You know I was raised on a farm
Oh, she tells her friends I'm perfect
And that I love her cat
But you know me better than that
I miss picnics and blue jeans
And buckets of beer
Now it's ballet and symphony hall
I'm into culture
Clean up to my ears
It's like wearing a shoe
That's too small
Oh I caught her with an issue
Of "Brides" magazine
Staring at dresses
And picking out rings
But you know me better than that
You know the me that gets lazy and fat
How moody I can be
All my insecurities
You've seen me lose all my charm
You know I was raised on a farm
Oh, she tells her friends I'm perfect
And that I love her cat
But you know me better than that
Oh, she tells her friends I'm perfect
And that I love that cat
Oh, but you know me better than that