Well, I had an old hen
And she had a wooden leg
And every darn day
She'd lay another egg
Barked like a fox
And howled like a dog
When I put that egg
In my old eggnog
So grab your honey
And give her a hug
Send her to the cellar
For to get another jug
Your mouth fly open
Every time you bend your arm
Another shot of toddy
Wouldn't do you no harm
Well, I had an old mule
And he had a glass eye
And he fell in love
With a blue tailed fly
The fickle fly flew
Left the poor mule there
And he took up
With the old grey mare
So grab your honey
And give her a hug
And send her to the cellar
For to get another jug
Your mouth fly open
Every time you bend your arm
Another shot of toddy
Wouldn't do you no harm
I don't lie
And I don't steal
I sure do love
To do the toddy reel
The longer I dance
The better I feel
Every time I try
To do the toddy reel
So grab your honey
And give her a hug
And send her to the cellar
For to get another jug
Your mouth fly open
Every time you bend your arm
Another shot of toddy
Wouldn't do you no harm
So grab your honey
And give her a hug
And send her to the cellar
For to get another jug
Your mouth fly open
Every time you bend your arm
Another shot of toddy
Wouldn't do you no harm