I've been called a rounder
I've bought a round or two
I do right well with the ladies
And I've loved quite a few
Warning raised the gambler
To play them like they fall
It ain't no bluff
I never get enough
It's when I lose it all
Cigarettes and whiskey
A blonde with no last name
Dancing slow
In the neon's glow
Playing the cheating game
The honky tonks and the faces change
But the rules all stay the same
Cigarettes and whiskey
And blondes with no last name
Let's all drink to the good times
Fill it to the brim
If we can't drown our troubles, babe
We'll teach them how to swim
Let's call for alcohol
For all of my rowdy friends
We all get tired
Until tomorrow night
It's motel time again
Cigarettes and whiskey
A blonde with no last name
Dancing slow
In the neon's glow
Playing the cheating game
The honky tonks and the faces change
But the rules all stay the same
Cigarettes and whiskey
And blondes with no last name
Blondes, redheads, brunettes too
All the girls with no last names