I see them, I see them
Don't tell me they're not there
I see them, I see them
I see them everywhere
Those little green men
Hanging round my den
And I sometimes wonder why
With their shaggy hair
They sit and stare
When my doggone bottle goes dry
Gonna have some fun
Trying to catch me one
So I sneaked little up behind
I said, "Alakadab"
Made a lightning grab
Came up with my bottle of wine
I see them, I see them
Don't tell me they're not there
I see them, I see them
I see them everywhere
Well, a nine foot spider winked at me
Then tippie-toed right on by
She didn't even pause
And the reason because
She was chasing a thirty pound fly
Well, an elephant pink
Crawled outta my sink
And snuggled up on my bed
And a striped ape
In a long black cape
Is a tapping on the top of my head
I see them, I see them
Don't tell me they're not there
I see them, I see them
I see them everywhere
I see them, I see them
I see them, I see them
Well, a polkadot snake
With a tennis shoe on
Just opened up a bottle of ale
And sitting there beside her
Was a sharks tooth tiger
With a gas tank on his tail
A purple mole's in the goldfish bowl
Keeps trying to steal a drink
And a grizzly bear in a rocking chair
Was fishing in a bottle of ink
I see them, I see them
Don't tell me they're not there
I see them, I see them
I see them everywhere