Well, I've got a gal from New Orleans
Prettiest little thing that you ever seen
Got a cute little walk with a hippity-hop
Big at the little and bottom at the top
Do you need any help?
No help wanted
You could use a little help
Said, no help wanted
If you need any help just call on me
Do you need any help?
Do you need any help?
I'll handle this job all by myself
Well, I love my baby
She's a little bitty booger
Cute as a button and sweet as sugar
Gonna buy her a diamond ring
We'll get married in the spring
Do you need any help?
No help wanted
You could use a little help
No help wanted
If you need any help just call on me
Do you need any help?
Do you need any help?
I'll handle this job all by myself
Well, she calls me her little piggy-wiggy
And I call her my little thinga-ma-jiggy
Every time I ask her for a kiss
I hear a voice sound something like this
Do you need any help?
No help wanted
You could use a little help
No help wanted
If you need any help just call on me
Do you need any help?
Do you need any help?
I'll handle this job all by myself
Well, I gonna take her honky-tonking tonight
We're gonna do everything up right
When the music starts to swing and sway
We're gonna dance till the break of day
Do you need any help?
No help wanted
You could use a little help
Said, no help wanted
If you need any help just call on me
Do you need any help?
Do you need any help?
I'll handle this job all by myself