I'm number one on the hurt parade
Your late release is really getting hot
Did you think you hurt me bad enough
To make the grade
And wind up in the number one spot?
I'll win awards for staying
Up on top the charts
For being the most broken
Of broken hearts
And for number one heartbreaker
You've got it made
Cause I'm number one
On the hurt parade
I'm number one on the hurt parade
I guess I really caught you at your pеak
I was taken in like others with your masquеrade
And wound up as the pick hurt of the week
There'll be congratulations
A pat upon your back
In the spotlight while you're holding
That golden plaque
For the number one heartbreaker
A master at the trade
You made me number one
On the hurt parade
There'll be congratulations
A pat upon your back
In the spotlight while you're holding
That golden plaque
For the number one heartbreaker
A master at the trade
You made me number one
On the hurt parade
You made me number one
On the hurt parade