Simple Simon simple heart
You met a girlie at the fair
Missed your timing simple heart
When you thought that she could care
Simple Simon you're not smart
She gave her love to someone new
Simple Simon simple heart
Oh what a lesson you guessen what to do
Shame oh shame
True to your name
You had to tag along
You didn't know it was a game
Couldn't tell that it was wrong
Simple Simon simple heart
Let me tell you what to do
Simple Simon simple heart
Now you'd better forget her
Like she forgot you
Simple Simon simple heart
You never went to school
Here's your rhymeing simple heart
She forgot the golden rule
Simple Simon you'd be smart
To be stubborn like a mule
Simple Simon you're the sort
To be taken mistaken for a fool
Shame oh shame
True to your name
You had to tag along
You didn't know it was a game
Couldn't tell that it was wrong
Simple Simon simple heart
Let me tell you what to do
Simple Simon simple heart
Now you'd better forget her
Like she forgot you