When I agree with you baby
It makes you mad
And when I don't
It makes you sad
When I argue back
You pack and leave
And when I don't
You pout in grieve
There just ain't nobody knows
What I go through
Will you please make up your mind
What you want me to do
You say get out
And I'd better stay gone
Then you have a big policeman
Drag me back home
You holler good and loud
Put him in the calaboose
Then you cry and ask the judge
Won't you please turn him loose
The good Lord only knows
What I go through
Will you please make up your mind
What you want me to do
My life with you
Has been one hard knock
Lord my head looks like
An old chop block
And I'll tell you right now honey
That ain't all
You done kicked me till I feel
Like a used football
There just ain't nobody knows
What I go through
Will you please make up your mind
What you want me to do
You knock me down
And then you pick me up
Honey do you have to love
So doggone rough
I wish to my soul
You'd slow down the pace
Cause I tell you right now
The hide's getting scarce
There just ain't nobody knows
What I go through
Will you please make up your mind
What you want me to do
Why when I married you
You were such a meek little thing
But honey among tigers
You'd be queen
If a poor little rabbit
Had you on his side
Every hound in the country
Would crawl off and hide
There just ain't nobody knows
What I go through
Would you please make up your mind
What in the confounded cat hair do you want me to do