Boogie, boogie, boogie
I gotta gal that's mighty, mighty sweet
Got big blue eyes and tiny little feet
Her name is Rose, she's sweet as she can be
But she tips them scales at three o three
Oh, but ain't it nice
To have a gal so fat
That when you hug her
You don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
Then you hug away and chalk away
To see where you began
One day while I was a hugging and a chalking
And a chalking and a hugging away
I met another fellow
With some chalk in his hand
Coming round from the other way
Coming round the mountain
Through the hills and the valleys
Well, I never been sick
And I never been weak
My bones don't ache
And my joints don't creak
But I get a little dizzy
And I get a little limp
Every time I lay a kiss
On my baby blimp
Oh, but ain't it nice
To have a gal so fat
That when you hug her
You don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
Then you hug away and chalk away
To see where you began
One day while I was a hugging and a chalking
And a chalking and a hugging away
I met another fellow
With some chalk in his hand
Coming round from the other way
Looking kinda funny
One day while I was a hugging and a chalking
And a begging her to be my bride
I seen another fellow
With some chalk in his hand
Coming round from the other side
Sneaking up easy
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Now honey, I ain't saying you fat
But when you sit down
You sit down all over the place
Ha, ha, ha, ha keep me shady in the summer
Keep me warm in the winter time
Honey, hand me the chalk I think I love you
You're on my foot, honey