Well, I met this pretty gal that really turned me on
But I'm afraid we didn't make it very far
Cause it's kinda hard to make love to a lady
When that lady's munching on a candy bar
So I couldn't help but say
"Honey, this ain't no time for Milky-Way"
And she goes
"I get off on it
I get off on it"
She said
"Give just a little slack
Can't you see I'm into snacks?
I get off on it"
Now, there was a pretty thing out in Los Angeles
But she was a man wearing women's clothes
So I told him, "Hey, brother
Ain't you're dressing kinda dangerous?
Cause how's a fool like me supposed to know?"
And I couldn't help but say
"Why come you dress up that way?"
And he goes
"Well, I get off on it
Yeah, I get off on it"
He said
"Listen, it ain't no sweat off your nose
I just dig them ladies clothes
I get off on it"
Yeah, I like your clothes too, brother
Now this good old boy met a girl and he really liked her
But she didn't know what he was all about
Cause every time he filled his lip up with tobacco
Well, folks, don't you know it nearly grossed her out
And she couldn't help but say
"Brother, how come you wanna do that way?"
And he goes
"I get off on it
That's right, honey
I get off on it"
He said
"I don't mean to make you flip
But don't be messing with my dip
Cause I get off on it
That's right, honey
I get off on it"
See?
Hallelujah
Bless my soul
This cowboy loves the lips that's cold
Just kinda like my guitar, honey
You know
The world ain't clicking
Unless I'm picking, dude
I get off on it
I get off on it
Ooh, I get off on it