Historically speaking
People are a sucker for sad songs
And sad movies
And, uh
Well, I would say
That this song is probably
One of the sadder of your songs
It's merely a song about a man
Who has a bad back
Laid back
In the sack, Jack
On my back
In the sack, Jack
Cause I cracked
My sacroiliac, Jack
Bad news
I really blew a fuse, Jack
Got the blues
Can't even tie my shoes, Jack
Cause when you're holding up the traction
Cause your action's
Just a fraction, Jack
Laid back
In the sack, Jack
On my back
In the sack, Jack
Cause I cracked
My sacroiliac, Jack
Can't move
I guess I lost my groove, Jack
Outta luck
I really shoulda ducked back, Jack
Cause when you're holding up the traction
Cause your action's
Just a fraction, Jack