Well, they call me Mister Whiz
Cause I'm the fastest there is
When it comes to making all the women fall for me
Cause when I turn on the heat
And really use my technique
It takes me hardly any time at all you see
To get them feeling just right
And have them holding me tight
So brother, rate me with the best
That there is
Cause with the women I'm a cat
There ain't no getting around that
That's why everybody calls me Mister Whiz
Well, when I roll into town
Lord, the gals just flock around
Cause brother, I know all the tricks of the trade
I love them short, I love them tall
I love them fat, I love them all
I'm ready when there's loving to be made
There's something about the way I walk
The way I smile, the way I talk
That keeps the women all upsetting in a fizz
Well, hear me clear and understand
I work like a minute man
That's why everybody calls me Mister Whiz
Well, I've loved across the nation
And I've got a reputation
As being the fastest guy around
At getting a girl
And have her heart all in a whirl
Before she ever even knows I've been around
Cause when I really start a popping
There's no slowing down or stopping
Till I've got her in my arms for a kiss
Well, I'm sure and I'm slick
I'm deadly and I'm quick
That's why everybody calls me
Mister Whiz