Well, hello, Boogie Palace
I'm sitting here alone
Listening to the music
Of electric saxaphones
Now there ain't no sexy dresses
And there ain't no beehive hair
Just boys who look like girls
Who look like boys
Who look like Cher
I'm just a redneck
In a rock and roll bar
I miss the fiddle
And a steel guitar
They're staring at me
Like a bug in a jar
I'm just a redneck
In a rock and roll bar
I stopped in here to have a beer
To ask some gal to dance
Well, I've been waiting patient now
And I ain't had the chance
Cause they ain't played any waltzes
Nothing like a Texas swing
And with no belly rubbing music
How in the hell can I do my thing?
I'm just a redneck
In a rock and roll bar
I miss the fiddle
And a steel guitar
They're staring at me
Like a bug in a jar
I'm just a redneck
In a rock and roll bar
Well, goodbye, Boogie Palace
I'm a getting outta here
Back to country music
And back to Lonestar beer
Where the women look like women
And they dress so you can tell
And them men are good old boys
Just drinking beer and raising hell
I'm just a redneck
In a rock and roll bar
I miss the fiddle
And a steel guitar
They're staring at me
Like a bug in a jar
I'm just a redneck
In a rock and roll bar
I'm just a redneck
In a rock and roll bar
I miss the fiddle
And a steel guitar
They're staring at me
Like a bug in a jar