I wanna say welcome to a wonderland
An amusement park full of delights and
The best part is they have one in every town
It's your local supermarket
Where you ride a cart around
They have stacks of candy in every isle
And every kind of cereal
That goes on for miles
Flour and milk that can be made
Into brown gravy for supper Sunday
They got fifty pound bags of chicken nuggets
They got yummy yogurt by the bucket
Shelves and shelves of home made stuffing
Oh what a treat
That's what I love about the grocery store
They have everything that you could want
And so much more
It's so hard to keep my hands inside the cart
But I better try
Or mom won't bring me back no more
They got sweet and sour stir fried rice
They got Alaskan salmon sitting on ice
They got blue corn chips and bagel bites
Coconut in a can
And if your from the south you'll be really pleased
They have black eyed peas and collared greens
And if you're from the North there's stuff just for you
Like king crab legs and Eskimo pie, too
They have lots of veggies so you'll grow up tall
Beef and chicken so you'll be strong and all
The dairy to help build unbreakable bones
Hey, ice cream counts, at least I think so
That's what I love about the grocery store
They have everything that you could want
And so much more
It's so hard to keep my hands inside the cart
But I better try
Or mom won't bring me back no more
They have chocolate chip cookies
And pecan snookies
And pop corn snacks
Where its says on the back
You get a toy surprise
Like x-ray glasses for your eyes
There's croissant rolls, jelly rolls
Soda fountains overflow
If I don't get my snow cone my head will explode
They got barbecue chicken with all the fixings
Sweet buttermilk for buttermilk biscuits
Brownies in a box, just water and mix them
Oh oh, ummm ummm good
That's what I love about the grocery store
They have everything that you could want
And so much more
It's so hard to keep my hands inside the cart
But I better try or mom won't
Yes, it's so hard to keep my hands inside the cart
But I better try
Or mom won't bring me back no more
Please
This is the last thing
I'll ever ask for in my entire life
Please
It's just ninety-nine cents