Honey do this
Honey do that
Work all day
In The Honey Do Patch
Woman oh woman
What's a-wrong with you
I can't get away
From the Honey Do
Well way back in history
About a half million years
Back in the cradle
Of civilized fear
Saturday morning
The cave man's wife
First spoke the words
To make a grown man cry
Honey do this
Honey do that
Work all day
In The Honey Do Patch
Woman oh woman
What's a-wrong with you
I can't get away
From the Honey Do
Well the weekend's here
And it's time to relax
Kick up my feet
In the shade out back
I must-a been thinking
About some other guy
Cause here comes The Warden
With a look in her eye
Honey do this
Honey do that
Work all day
In The Honey Do Patch
Woman oh woman
What's a-wrong with you
I can't get away
From the Honey Do
Well I dreamed I died
And went up to heaven
No more weeding
Washing and shoveling
I'm standing in line
At the old Pearly Gates
Up steps the woman
And hands me a rake
Honey do this
Honey do that
Work all day
In The Honey Do Patch
Woman oh woman
What's a-wrong with you
I can't get away
From the Honey Do
Honey do this
Honey do that
Work all day
In The Honey Do Patch
Woman oh woman
What's a-wrong with you
I can't get away
From the Honey Do
The Honey Do
Honey Do
What's that?
Yes dear
Alright honey
Alright honey