Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Out in the street
The crowd is gathering
Pushed down by the heat of the building
They're wanting to dance
Making their way up the street
A boy with a pig and a radio
Little Billy can work on the crowd
Put them into a trance
For the little pig Vanz
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
You're watching them dance
Not a care in the world
So Billy and Vanz get busy
They're making their move
The little pig knows what to do
He's silent and quick
Just like Oliver Twist
Before it's over
Your pocket is clean
A four-legged thief
Paid a visit on you
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money