Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut
There was a hermit named Fred
Who kept the dead horse in his cave
And everyone said to Fred
"Fred, how come you keep
A dead horse in your cave?"
And he said, "Well
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut"
A columbia man named Frank
Had a tiger named Hank
He tried to put Hank in his tank
Guess what happened to old Frank
When they picked up the teeth there and eyeballs
And erected a tombstone that read
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut
Another Columbia fellow
Told queen Isabella
"I don't think the world is flat
And now what do you think about that?"
And she said
"You don't?"
And he said
"No ma'm"
And she said
"He'd get out of my queendom"
And he said
"Yes ma'm"
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut