Well, you come home a-feeling
For the knob on the door
You better pick up your feet
You're gonna fall on the floor
I keep on a-telling you
I'll tell you some more
You better leave that
Junk alone
And drink water
Lord, that liquor's hot
Drink water
You don't wanna be a sot
You better lay down the bottle
And put on the top
And drink
Cool H20
Well, your eyes are baggy
And a bloodshot red
It's been a week or two
Since you've been in bed
You better pay attention
Now, to what I said
You better leave that
Junk alone
And drink water
Lord, that liquor's hot
Drink water
You don't wanna be a sot
You better lay down the bottle
And put on the top
And drink
Cool H20
Well, now I'll forgive you
For your running round
If you just promise
That you've come unwound
I'll buy you anything
You want in town
If you'll leave that
Junk alone
And drink water
Lord, that liquor's hot
Drink water
You don't wanna be a sot
You better lay down the bottle
And put on the top
And drink
Cool H2O