Woke up this morning
In a terrible mood
Now you talk about a woman
Treating a good man rude
She had me talking to myself
Gazing at that mean old wall
She had another daddy
Waiting down at the end of the hall
She changes with the weather
Like the leaves I recall
She blossoms in the spring
But then she's gone in the fall
A two timing woman
With a heart of solid stone
She tells me that she loves me
But her heart's a little under grown
Well, she said she'd never leave me
But she got the urge to roam
Now she drifts around the country
Like a steamboat on a foam
She never changes course
She just goes along that same old way
Well, I hope she keeps a drifting
Rolls along back home someday
Cause if I ever find her
Gonna chain her to the floor
And tell her, "Now sit there, woman
You ain't leaving no more
I'm gonna tame you, woman
Till you're eating from my hand
It's not that I don't love you
Honey, it's just to make you understand"