The assembly line
Is running slow on Monday
They've been living it up
And laying up Saturday and Sunday
On Tuesday
They're about to come around
But they still feel bad
And they're kinda down
And mad cause they've got four more days
Before the weekend rolls around
On Wednesday
They're feeling fine again
And they're working like a dog
And digging in
Trying to do everything they should
Putting the cars together good
And I got me a car
That was made on Wednesday
On Wednesday
If you're going to buy yourself a new car
You just better hope you're lucky enough
To get one made on Wednesday
On Thursday
The weekend is in sight
And they're in a hurry
And they don't do nothing right
Friday is the worst day of the week
That's the day they make lemons dogs and freaks
If your car was made on Friday, friend
You'll soon be in the creek
Cause it's payday
And the loafing has begun
Lord, them Friday cars
Just hope you don't get one
Monday, Tuesday
Thursday and Friday
Are all bad days
And the only try day
Is Wednesday
And my car was made on Wednesday
On Wednesday
If your car wasn't made on Wednesday
I'd advise you not to even leave home any