Well, the Joneses
Bought a new house
So we did too
And a new car
So we bought one too
Cause we had
To keep up
With the Joneses
It was the usual
Thing to do
Then the Joneses
Started going
Out on the town
And that's when
The Joneses
Started going down
And we had to keep up
With the Joneses
So we started
Making the rounds
Then suddenly
It happened
Their love just fell apart
And the Joneses
Aren't the same
As before
And we couldn't let the Joneses
Get ahead of us
So now
We are not us anymore
Now the Joneses
Are getting ready
For the trial
Guess we'll follow them
In a single file
But if we've got
To keep up
With the Joneses
I just wish
That the Joneses could smile
I just wish
That the Joneses could smile