Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feeling
That something ain't right
I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering
How I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm
Stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering
What it is I should do
It's so hard
To keep this smile from my face
Losing control
And running all over the place
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
"Please
Please"
Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see
It makes no sense at all
Is it cool
To go to sleep on the floor?
Cause I don't think
That I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
"Please
Please"
Yeah
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feeling
That something ain't right
I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering
How I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm
Stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you