Well, I hope that the friend
That you've thrown yourself on
Gets drunk and loses her job
And every road
That you travel on
Is dusty rocky and hard
I couldn't make you love me
You only made me blue
So all in all
If the curtain should fall
Then I hope that it falls on you
And I will have sweet
Sweet, sweet mental revenge
I will have sweet
Sweet, sweet mental revenge
Well, I hope that the train
From Caribou, Maine
Runs over your new love affair
You'll walk the floor
From dawn to dawn
And you'll tear out your peroxide hair
I never was your woman
Cause you were never true
So all in all
If the curtain should fall
Then I hope that it falls on you
And I will have sweet
Sweet, sweet mental revenge
I will have sweet
Sweet, sweet mental revenge
I will have sweet
Sweet, sweet mental revenge
I will have sweet
Sweet, sweet mental revenge