If teardrops were pennies
And heartaches were gold
I'd have all the treasures
My pockets would hold
I'd be, oh, so wealthy
With treasures untold
If teardrops were pennies
And heartaches were gold
An acre of diamonds
I'd offered to you
A solid gold mansion
An airplane or two
This world would be yours
To have and to hold
If teardrops were pennies
And heartaches were gold
If teardrops were pennies
And heartaches were gold
I'd have all the treasures
My pockets would hold
I'd be, oh, so wealthy
With treasures untold
If teardrops were pennies
And heartaches were gold