When I got home from work
You called and said that you'd be late
For me not to worry none
That you'd be home by eight
The material that you've been a looking at
Will make any man's blood rise
Consider me gone
If you handle the merchandise
I've told you once before
To keep your big hands offa her
I just seen you reach for her
And you're crazy if you think I don't care
The goods you're trying to feel of
I've seen you reach for twice
Consider me gone
If you handle the merchandise
That line of goods you are selling
Is something I won't buy
Guess you think she's a bargain
Cause she's got them bedroom eyes
You'll get what you've bargained for
And I ain't a gonna tell you twice
Consider me gone
If you handle the merchandise
I've told you once before
To keep your big hands offa her
I just seen you reach for her
And you're crazy if you think I don't care
The goods you're trying to feel of
I've seen you reach for twice
Consider me gone
If you handle the merchandise