I'm gonna join a county fair
A sideshow on the midway
I'm so good at getting hurt
I might as well be getting paid
Oh, stand to make a fortune
Why be a fool for free?
When I can charge a dime
For every time
They make a fool out of me
I'll be shouting
"Step right up and break my heart
It's so easy to do
And naturally, the hurting's on me
So you ain't got nothing to lose
Step right up and break my heart
Hey, boys, don't be shy
I guarantee
It's so easy
A winner every time"
Oh, I must've been out of my mind
Why didn't I think of this before?
I can't help being a fool
But at least now I won't be poor
Cause the boys will come from miles around
Cause they love to see me hurt
So if they don't mind
Standing in line
I can give them their money's worth
I'll be shouting
"Step right up and break my heart
It's so easy to do
And naturally, the hurting's on me
So you ain't got nothing to lose
Step right up and break my heart
Hey, boys, don't be shy
I guarantee
It's so easy
A winner every time
Step right up and break my heart
It's so easy to do
And naturally, the hurting's on me
So you ain't got nothing to lose
Step right up and break my heart
Hey, boys, don't be shy
I guarantee
It's so easy
A winner every time"