To heck with ole Santa Claus
Last year I hung my stocking by the chimney
And ole Santa didn't bring me anything
Well, I wrote a note
And I told him what to bring me
But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring
So to heck
With ole Santa Claus
When he goes dashing through the snow
I hope he falls
I like to hear him any ho, ho, ho
With a bunch of big snowballs
To heck
With ole Santa Claus
This year I built a big fire in the fireplace
I'll be like a little pig I read about
If that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney
He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt
So to heck
With ole Santa Clause
When he goes dashing through the snow
I hope he falls
I like to hear him any ho, ho, ho
With a bunch of big snowballs
To heck
With ole Santa Claus
Yeah, to heck
With ole Santa Claus