Gonna have my head examing
Cause my mind's in bad shape
The way that you've been acting
I think that you've gone ape
The way I let you treat me
It's enough to make me sick
I'm gonna have my head examing
And find out what makes me tick
If I had the brains of a dummy
I'd be smart
Cause there ain't no feeling
In a poor dummy's heart
And when it comes to cheating
Honey, you know every trick
I'm gonna have my head examing
And find out what makes me tick
Gonna have my head examing
Cause I know my mind is broke
Tonight I saw you kiss her
You said, "Can't you take a joke?"
Now I won't be your monkey
You'd better change in quick
I'm gonna have my head examing
And find out what makes me tick
If I had the brains of a dummy
I'd be smart
Cause there ain't no feeling
In a poor dummy's heart
And when it comes to cheating
Honey, you know every trick
I'm gonna have my head examing
And find out what makes me tick
I'm gonna have my head examing
And find out what makes me tick