Hey kid where'd you get the lid
Where'd you get a lid like that
If I told you why
Would you tell me where
I could find a hat like that
Hey old chap where'd you get the cap
Where'd you get a cap like that
If I told you why
Would you tell me where
I could find a hat like that
Oh a hat is a hat
A topper is a topper
And you can't top that
So if you got the bread
I say why not spend it
On something for your head
Hey Herby where'd you get the derby
Where'd you get a hat like that
If I told you why
Would you tell me where
I could find a hat like that
Oh a hat is a hat
A topper is a topper
And you can't top that
So if you got the bread
I say why not spend it
On something for your head
Hey miss let me ask you this
Where'd you get a hat like that
If I ask you nice
Would you tell me twice
Where you hang a hat like that